God don catch all those guyz trying to dodge their boo-hood responsibilities with the excuse of election, sorry for una. Lolz. No more "babe no val dis year, let's go support naija by casting our votes", instead you'll have to go out to perform your boohood duties (please, don't take it the wrong way oo), and thank God today is Saturday, enjoyment okpo.
Ehm friends, you guyz should be careful shaa if not we shall see results November this same year, you know what I mean. Lolz (remember that pics?). So as you are doing all those things with laboo, remember I'll be watching you all on 4D. Lolz.
Happy valentines day to you and yours. Don't forget to share with us how you spent it wit la boo. As for me, I'll be having dis candle light dinner, rose petals all around, looking into my IMAGINARY la boo's eyes and asking him lovingly "Guy, how long do I have to wait for your arrival?" Lolz. #kidding. Anywayz, you all should have a swell day.
As usual, all my malefriends are taken once again, so I'll be having fun all by myself today, (I don't mind going out with a good Samaritan though, lolz). So happy Val to you my lovely friends. Kisses and hugs, xoxo, Muuaaahhh. #bigredlipskisses. Love you all like kilode. Abeg chop kiss again, muaahhh. God Bless you all.