The Park Incident.

Have you ever been in a situation whereby something happens and you'll be like, what just happened now? Anyway, here goes: Two years ago, I was traveling to the east and boarded Chisco. Unfortunately, that morning I had this bad purging wahala, but still insisted on traveling with it (bad condition), though I tried to control it with my flagil tablet.

While waiting for the bus to get filled up at the park, my tummy started again with full force, chai, I felt hot sweat trickling down my body, and I knew if I don't do something quickly, na shit I go park for the park, Lol. So I stood up and quietly walked up to a guy who directed me to the toilet. I didn't even bother to read the sign there or lock the door, just speedily sat down to do my "thing".

Mid-way, a guy just opened the door, zippers of his trouser was already down exposing his "penis". My eyes gouged out from its sockets as I shouted "BLOOD OF JESUS". The guy immediately looked straight to where the voice came from, suprised, he apologized and left me and my widely opened mouth. I was so embrassed when I came out and found out that the rest-room was indeed for guys, I couldn't take note cos of the pressure of the "shit" on the way, Lol.

From then onwards, I learnt that it's very essential to read instructions, no matter how impatient you are, cos I don't want some guy dangling his 'kini' in front of me next time. Lol.