Monday, 10 August 2015

Greener pastures: There or here?

As I sat in the bus going home from work the other day, my mind played back a conversation I had earlier with a friend. He was of the opinion that he would do "anything" not to be in this country, cos the prevailing economy favors the "made" men. He further said that in America and Europe, in six months to a year, he would have made it big enough to own cars and lands. Really??

Sunday, 9 August 2015

Sunday love.

A beautiful Sunday to you all. How have you all been, and to those who went to church, how was service today? May the peace of the Lord be upon us all. Amen.

This is the beginning of a new week, be strong and courageous in anything that comes your way. Yes, the world is full of ups and downs, and to some it has been hell, while to others, it has been heaven. Whichever the case may be, let's all pray that we get elevated to a better place of joy, happiness and peace.

May we all get to our Mount Zion where there is deliverance and holiness and where we shall possess all our possessions. Amen. God bless us all, and do have a lovely week ahead. Cheers.

Friday, 7 August 2015

TGIF...

A happy Friday to you all. I know most of us are happy cos the long awaited Friday is here again, so cheers to the weekend.

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

Embarrassing Shitty experience.

A beautiful afternoon to thee. Hoping you all are kicking real good. Well, this story below is from my mailbox, hope you find it funny as I did. Enjoy.

Hi Pammie

I am sharing this story so that others can share their own so we can all laugh. When we embarrass ourselves its best for us to laugh at ourselves.

Share my story on your blog so we can laugh.

I have shared this story once but I thought I should share it again. My name is Sandra. I had an embarrassing incident due to running stomach aka purging.

God show me pepper no be small. I too dey form fine babe all the time. I always dey like to dey wear tight skirt and trouser. I like to tease guys as well.

Well on Thursday I was humbled. I chop sweet beans my mama cook last week. I come go work on Thursday. Remember I too dey form fine babe I wear tight skirt today to show off my nyash. All was well when I went to work but on my way back from work I just noticed some rumbling and discomfort in my tummy.

I tried to ignore it but the rumbling got worse. I dey inside staff bus at the time but I just dey sweat. I still dey do fine babe but the purging was getting worse and worse. I couldn't ignore it anymore and had to come down from the bus and flag down an okada to quickly take me back to my place because I knew that if I no reach house soon I go shit for body. The shit be like say na the runny time cos I found it really hard to hold on. Plus na white tight skirt I wear that day. I did not dare mess.

I just dey pray to God make I no embarrass myself for public.

Men I f**ked up big time. I first of all shit small ontop the bike because I just couldn't hold it in again. As I was trying to pay the bike man I pooed again in my white panties. I tried to form like nothing was happening. As I was walking to my gate I released another wave of the soft poo. Infact I was pooing all the way to my gate and my front door. See embarrassment, the bike man was just looking at me. Remember it was a white tight skirt I wore.

Before I reached my toilet I don shit for body finish. Men I doubledare anybody to hold that kind runny shit, no hope.

I was humbled on that day. Fine babe wey shit for pant on top okada. I have since learned not to play with beans again.

Please everyone share your shitty stories lets all laugh.

Thank you.

*Hahahahaha, I just can't stop laughing. Fine babe, shitty pant. Lol. Imagine your crush seeing you in that situation. Hahaha. I'll share mine in d comment section.

Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Best way to act in a quarrel?

Hello my dearest Pamscribers, how are you all doing today? Hope good. Well, I still thank God for saving me on Saturday, cos whenever I pass that spot, I just look at it and wonder how I didn't land in the gutter. A friend said it's all adrenaline, but I said it's all GOD.

Anyways, today is supposed to be our Guest-Post day but since none came in, the ministry must move on. So this question is for the house, what would you rather prefer happens during the course of a misunderstanding/quarrel with your spouse? Someone who gets angry concerning what you did wrong, and tells you straight on that you just stepped on their wrong foot (no hitting involved), or someone who wouldn't say a thing, walks out on you/bears the grudge of what you did and reminds you or uses it against you later in future?

Surely, there will be quarrels in relationships/marriages, how best would you want your spouse to handle a quarrel? Tell you straight up/trash the issue at once and then kiss and make up, or say nothing and then stump out of the house without resolving the issue that caused the quarrel.

Let me go first, I'll prefer we resolve whatever caused the issue that led to the quarrel at once, settle and then forget it ever happened. I hate silent treatments, it drives me insane. I keep imagining what the other person is thinking at the moment, and most especially I hate when he walks out in-between a quarrel making me worried sick about where he went to. Just stay in and settle whatever misunderstanding you both had, and let sleeping dogs lie.

What's your take on this? Let's gist.

Sunday, 2 August 2015

Thankful Sunday!!!

For He shall give His angels charge over you, to guide you in all your ways... 

Happy Sunday to you all, hope you all are doing great this first Sunday. I'm being thankful today for ushering us into this month of August and for what he has done so far in our lives. My dearies, it's  not easy to see January to this moment. Quite alot of people saw the beginning of the year but they ain't with us this day. What am I even saying, a lot of people saw yesterday but they didn't see today, it's not by our power but because of His tender mercies, loving kindness and most especially His GRACE. Thank you Lord. 

I'm thankful for life, for hope of tomorrow, for family and friends, most especially for saving me from an almost tragic Keke accident yesterday evening. Instead of finding myself head first into the gutter, I found myself on the other side. Yes I was injured, but who knew what would have happened had it been I hit my head in the gutter. God forbid. I thank HIM for who HE is and what he has done. 

What are you thankful for??? Let's thank the Lord!!!

Saturday, 1 August 2015

Pleasure in hitting???

A happy new month to you all my lovelies, God bless you and yours, and grant all the desires of your heart. Amen.

Few years back, a friends sister happened to be in a relationship where she was constantly beaten black and blue, and despite all the talks to save her dear life, she insisted to tie her gele in the relationship. They are married now and the beating continues into the next level. She miscarried during one of those episodes though.